Hey everyone! Welcome to my second BP hosted column, “Playa Propaganda!” Now, I know this hasn’t got anything to do with Entertainment, however, it is some ordeals and issues the need to address. By the way, this is solely my opinion and does not reflect the opinions of the great staff at BaloolaPalooza.com.
PLAYA PROPAGANDA VOLUME I: SPEAK UP, LADIES!
There have been so many females who have walked through my apartment door, complaining to me about a certain guy. She looks so sad, she looks like a puppy that just lost their favorite chew toy. All I hear is, “I’m just sick of this. He doesn’t care or know how I feel. What could be wrong?” Well duh, let me tell you what’s wrong. You females never tell a guy how you truthfully feel. You lead us on and never say what’s on your mind, always sugarcoating things.
I have met a lot of girls that hide their feelings, however, I will give credit where credit is due; some girls let men know what’s on their mind. See, for generation, upon generation, upon generation, females have always spoke in some code or tongue. They expect us males to read their minds like Ms. Cleo and know exactly what is floating around in that head of theirs. Another thing girls have in common with one another is that they want a listener. Basically, it’s like this: a girl wants a listener, but when a girl speaks, she speaks in some lingo that the listener can’t even comprehend! The madness continues! Here is a prime example that I am talking about. There is this girl … we’ll call her J’Lo. Now, J’Lo walks into this guy’s room and we’ll say his name is … Ben. Now J’Lo sits on Ben’s lap and says to him, “Hey chico, I have had a really rough day.” Ben says, “Why was it rough?” J’Lo then says in her whiny voice, “I was dancing up a storm today with Jay-Z tonight and then, I saw him dance with Beyonce. That pissed me off so much, like he doesn’t even appreciate my talent. All I want is a nice guy who will hold me in his arms. I mean, all males are assholes ” except for you of course, but I don’t know what his problem is. It’s just not fair.” Then Ben says, “Don’t worry, things will get better.” After this, they hug and this girl, J’Lo, walks over to someone like me, we’ll call him P Diddy. Now J’Lo tells him what she told Ben and says, “P Diddy, why don’t guys listen to me? Why doesn’t Ben want to hold me?” And then, that’s where the crafty P Diddy says, “Because bitch, you didn’t tell him you liked him, DAMN!”
I’ve seen or heard stuff like this a million times. Girls never tell a guy flat out what they want. If you haven’t figured it out yet, what I’m trying to say is this: Males know what they want and they will tell you females, but you girls need to open that big ass mouth of yours and instead of sugarcoating things and talking trash, say what is on your mind. And believe me, it saves people like me a lot of time, a lot of misery, and a lot of heartbreak.
***** If you have a problem with a certain gender, have questions about guys and gals, or just need some clarity on a sexual situation, then please email Bear F’N Frazer at firstname.lastname@example.org. Bear will answer and help out with all your needs and, your letter will appear in an edition of Playa Propaganda! *****