Ranting Time Reloaded

Apparently slamming the Matrix for not being worthy of the title visionary has enraged the masses, so prepare yourselves. It’s clobberin’ time. First off, if you haven’t already, check out the article mentioned above. You can find it here. In that article I explain that the concept of the matrix itself is pretty much identical […]

Ranting Time with Walrus

“The Wachowski brothers are visionaries”. That’s a paraphrased quote from the ad for the Matrix 10 disc set, and I call bullshit. The Wachowski brothers aren’t visionaries. They didn’t create the Matrix. Yeah, they wrote and directed the movies, and came up with all the philosophical crap and the machines and junk, but they didn’t […]

The Master of Illusions Strikes!

Title: Spider-Man: Mysterio’s Menace Platform: Game Boy Advance Publisher: Activision Developer: Vicarious Visions Back in 2001, Vicarious Visions released Spider-Man: Mysterio’s Menace for the Game Boy Advance. This time around ol’ Webhead is taking on the master of illusions, Mysterio, who has enlisted the aid of many of Spidey’s nemeses in his quest to destroy […]

Buried Treasure – Review – The Goon: Nothin' But Misery

Fast Facts Title: The Goon: Nothin’ But Misery Format: Graphic Novel Art/Story: Eric Powell Colours: Eric & Robin Powell Publisher: Dark Horse Comics It’s a twisted world where a mafia thug battles the undead hordes of his arch-nemesis, the Zombie Priest with no name who lives on Lonely Street. It’s the noir-influenced 1930’s which Eric […]

Buried Treasure – Review – Baldur's Gate: Dark Alliance

Fast Facts Platform: Playstation 2 Publisher: VU Games Developer: Snowblind Studios Players: 1-2 Genre: Action/RPG It’s time to delve into the vaults and pick out another buried treasure, kiddies. This time it’s Baldur’s Gate: Dark Alliance for the PS2, a diamond in the rough to be sure. I think there was a Baldur’s Gate game […]

Buried Treasure – Review: Workhorse Movement – "Sons of the Pioneers"

Fast Facts Artist: The Workhorse Movement Title: “Sons of the Pioneers Release Date: ’99, I think, but I’m too lazy to look it up. Standout Tracks: “Livin’ Evil”, “Motown”, “Keep The Sabbath Dream Alive” How many of you have heard anything by the Workhorse Movement? That’s what I thought. This obscure metal band will be […]

Buried Treasure – Review: Cel Damage

Fast Facts Title: Cel Damage Platform: GameCube Publisher: Electronic Arts Developer: Pseudo Interactive Release Date: 01/07/2002 Right off the top, let me mention that for the most part Cel Damage is either completely overlooked or crapped upon by reviewers. Well they’re clearly all anti-fun. Cel Damage should be played by every GameCube owner out there, […]

Buried Treasure – Review: "Astrocreep 2000" by White Zombie

Fast Facts CD Title: “Astrocreep 2000” Artist: White Zombie Released: 1996 Standout Tracks: “I, Zombie”, “Real Solution #9”, “More Human Than Human” Not too long ago, Rob Zombie’s lastest album, “Past, Present, and Future” hit record store shelves. Along with Zombie’s solo work, the new disc featured some old classics from White Zombie, where it […]